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- Sorry I'm late, Allison.
- That's the fifth time in 2 weeks.

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At least when we were married,
I could hope you were having an affair.

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I always hoped you were having one.

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Why do you think I always paid for
your tennis lessons with Javier?

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Look, Gary, I know you're juggling a lot
of stuff since you took the radio job,

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but, you're dropping balls
left and right.

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You're late constantly,

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you shrunk Louise's ballet costume,
and you ate Tom's home Ec homework.

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All right.
If you have homework as a Frittata,

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don't leave it out on the table
when I wake up at night to pee.

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I know.

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What's up, bro?

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- Can I get a hug?
- No.

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I was talking to Allison.

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Hey, guys. Quick, get in the car.
We're going right to daddy's house.

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No, dad, I have youth orchestra tonight.

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OK. Great. Just put your cello behind
the van Čand I'll put it in the back?

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Honey. Have fun, OK? And Tom,
please, get a good night's sleep,

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'cause you got your first
swim meet tomorrow.

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Thanks for reminding me.
Gotta shave down tonight.

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Shave what?

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So, those 4 chest hairs I showed you,
just part of my imagination? What?

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I almost forgot. I got the bill for
Louise's youth orchestra.

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It seemed pretty expensive. I could see
if the orchestra played a little, like,

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rush or AC/DC or something.

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Well, Gary, you knew it was gonna
be expensive once she got accepted.

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I know. Look. Don't worry about it.
I got things coming in.

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A lot of people are still
hitting me up for painting jobs.

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I'll handle it. I'll just add it to the
zero time that I have.

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Who needs those 4 hours
I set aside for sleep anyway?

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We better get going to the movie.

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You're going to the movies with Allison?

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Let me give you a tip.
When she offers you her junior mints,

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she doesn't mean it.

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You'd share your junior mints with me,
wouldn't you, sweetie?

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Of course I would.

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How many do you want?
We could always get 2 boxes.

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- What was that?
- Dad, my cello!

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Upsy daisy.

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- You guys got any tape?
- Oh, my god!

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Gary, that cello cost $2,000!

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Howard, can you just can
you give us a second, OK?

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- Where is your head?
- Why don't you leave me alone?

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It's one thing. I've been up since
2:00 am. So, I killed a cello.

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Look, that... That's the thing.
You're spreading yourself to thin.

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You're doing 10 things at the same time

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and you're only average
when you try to do one.

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Glad you noticed. It's hard to maintain
that standard all the time.

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Listen,

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I was wondering if maybe,

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just for a while,
i'd take the kids an extra day.

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No way. We're not changing
the custody schedule, OK?

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I promised the kids I would
always be there for them.

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I'm not gonna you know
go back on my words now.

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I'm not giving you any of my days.
Forget it.

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Just rember you got a lot
of stuff going on tomorrow.

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OK? Tom's swim practice
is in the morning at...

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Hold on a second.

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They gave me, one of these fancy
Blackberrys over at the radio station.

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You tell me and I'll put it
in this puppy right here.

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He has to be there by 6:30 am,

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so, you have to take him
there after your show.

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And then after school Louise is
a volunteer at the animal shelter, and

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then the swim meet, and then
Louise's Orchestra recital.

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You got all that?

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How do you turn this on?
Is it on the top?

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-= 206 =-
"Gary Tries to Do It All"

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VO By :  €Aka€

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Team Subs-Addicts"

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I got here as fast as I could.
What's the Crisis?

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Remember that endorsement spot for red
pirate pizza that recorded this morning?

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- No.
- Let me refresh your memory.

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The guy from red pirate
pizza was standing there.

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I was standing over here,
and you didn't show up.

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The guy came in costume.

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You know how awkward that was?

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You know what? We have to do
it right now, OK? So, sit down.

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I'm sorry. Jeez,
I've been up since 2:00 am, Curtis.

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Besides, Red Pirate pizza stinks.

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The only reason they don't have rats is
'cause the rats have tried the pizza.

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And you're on.

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Hey there, Los Angeles.
This is KPPQ sports guy Gary Brooks,

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and when I'm not at the game,

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i'm watching with my friends
at Red Pirate pizza.

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Red Pirate Pizza!

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Put some treasure in your mouth!

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You hungry?

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And we're good.

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You know,
a little piece of my soul just left.

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- OK, you gotta sign these releases.
- Then, I gotta get out of here.

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I took out another paint job,
and I gotta meet my crew in 20 minutes.

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I thought you were pulling
back on the painting jobs.

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I'm trying to, but this very frustrating
thing keeps happening. I go to the bank

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and I tell them I owe more
money than I make,

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and the bank says they have
the same problem.

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Man, you know, I would love to give you
some money, but I know you'd say "no."

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And if you called my bluff,
then we'd both be embarrassed.

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What I need more than money is time.
Allison asked me last night

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wanted to change the custody arrangement
so she could take the kids more.

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I swore after the divorce, even though
I would only see my kids 1/2 of the time

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I would never let them down.
I would always be there for them.

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Everybody knows
that you're great with your kids.

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But nobody would blame you if you
felt like you had to change it up.

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No, I got it covered, OK?
Look, Tommy has a swim meet and,

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Louise has this youth Orchestra thing
I'm gonna attend.

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I'm gonna be front and center for
both of those events. You watch.

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Guys, just a reminder
about the promotional event

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we're co-hosting with
Adrena Power Energy Drink.

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It's mandatory
that everyone be there tonight.

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No, that's not tonight.
That's tomorrow night.

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No, it got changed to tonight.

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I sent an e-mail to your Blackberry.

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Really? Why don't you show me where
in the Blackberry that is,

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'cause I never got your e-mail.

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It's right here.

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Under where it says
"50 unread messages."

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And I think you accidentally
took a picture of your thumb.

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OK, you know, I am gonna tell
myself that that's your thumb.

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Look Sasha.

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- My kids have important things.
- Is there any way no more.

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- So I don't have to go?
- No, I mean don't say any more.

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You're coming to the event because
you're doing an hour live there.

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But let me put your mind
at ease about something.

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My dad missed almost every event
I was ever involved in.

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I was sad and hurt, but

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11 years of intense therapy,
and I turned out fine.

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Hey, Curtis?
Why are you here so early?

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I sent you an e-mail
about the time change.

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Man, you gotta start checking those.

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My fingers are too fat to
press the right buttons, OK?

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There I said it. What's the big deal?
I thought I start at 6:00 pm.

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No, set-up is at 6:00 pm
You're on at 7:00 pm.

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Damn it. This whole night depends on
everything happening on time, you know?

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All right, I'm gonna run over to Tom's
swim meet and then, i'll come back here.

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I'll do my hour. And then I will go
to Louise's youth Orchestra thing.

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See? I can figure out
a way to do everything.

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Easy now. There's some things you
can't do, even if you think you can.

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No, no. It's just nice to see
sasha in her out-of-work clothes.

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Although, I would like to see her
out of her out-of-work clothes.

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I'm telling you,
you do not want to get mixed up in that.

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You have to admit, it's pretty hard,
working for a boss that's that...

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I was gonna say "hot,"
but I yawn.

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You are wiped?
Yeah, I'm pretty tired.

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I'm running on fumes, here, Curtis.

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OK, well, you know what, buddy?
We gotta pick you up, then, OK?

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- What's this?
- Adrena power energy drink.

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A few of these will do the trick.
They're our corporate sponsors

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so don't
say too loud how nasty they are.

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Kinda numbs the tongue.

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And also, if you spill any
on your crotch area,

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flush it with water and then,
call the number on the back of the can.

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Swim, swim!

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Dig it out, Tommy!
You got it!

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Yes! He won!

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In your face! In your face, face, face!

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That's my son!
That is my son! He won!

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- Hey, dad. What's up?
- This is my son.

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We just got here. My race isn't till
after the individual medley.

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Really?

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The medley's the one
where they swim a series...

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- Excuse me, needleman?
- I know what a medley is, OK, fella?

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- Where they do all 3 strokes.
- It's actually 4 strokes.

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- It's butter, back, breast and free.
- Look, I know.

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But I'm going by the first
Olympics ever in ancient,

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France, when they only had, like,
3 strokes because they thought the

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breast, stroke was profane, so.

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When, when do you swim?
What's going on here?

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- I don't know. Maybe about 1/2 hour?
- What? 1/2 hour?

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- What, do you have to be somewhere?
- What? No way.

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Right here's where I need to be,
watching my, watching my son swim.

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That's right.
I just hope you don't have to

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race against that other Tom.
That kid was amazing.

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Where were you?

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I watched my son swim the slowest 50
meter in the history of water sports.

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It was embarrassing.

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I was calling you.

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I can't answer my phone,

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whenever I pick it up, I accidentally
speed dial some guy named luther.

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Nice guy. I think I'm gonna buy
his dirt bike. Let's hit the Mike.

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There's been a little change in the
schedule. I think it getting pushed back

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because we had an unexpected celebrity
appearance. John Stamos showed up.

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Really? That's cool.
Who's the celebrity?

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John Stamos. Now, apparently,
he's gonna be playing the bongos,

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so you're not on for another 90 minutes.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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All right. You know what?
This will work out.

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This will be OK.
I'm gonna go, to Louise's recital,

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the youth Orchestra thing. Hopefully
she'll be up right when I get there.

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And she will see me in the audience
giving her her first standing ovation.

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- That is sweet, man...
- I need some energy.

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I need some more of these drinks. I'll
take the whole tray. Thank, sweetheart.

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- See you later, Curtis. I'll be back.
- Be careful.

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Hello?
Hey, Luther, what's up?

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A sofa sleeper? I don't know.
I'd have to come look at it.

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Excuse me.
Pardon me.

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Sorry, lady.

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Tom's swim meet, check.
Louise's concert recital, check.

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Seeing both kids, check and mate.
I'm always there for my kids.

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Apology accepted. What time
does the youth orchestra start here?

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- 1 hour and 15 minutes.
- What? I can't wait that long.

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You know, to see Louise,
'cause I'm so excited about this.

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She's on after Rimsky-Korsakov.

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Which one is he? There's like 50 guys up
there and none of really look Russian.

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Is it that chick with the eyebrow?

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Rimsky-Korsakov is the composer,
Gary, and he's dead.

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I didn't know that, but,
you know, that's

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just probably 'cause I got laid
in high school.

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High school was tough for me.
I was such a nerd.

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But then, I started a company in
my garage, sold it for $600 million.

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Got to the point where getting laid,
for me, was boring.

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Really? That's great. Then you guys
are gonna get along perfectly.

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Just stop moving.
What's wrong with your leg?

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Nothing wrong with my leg. Whenever I'm
near you, my leg's instinct is to run.

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Gary, I've seen you through
15 years and 3 jeans sizes.

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Trust me. Your instinct is not to run.

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If you're pressed for time, gary,
i'd be happy to tape louise for you.

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This bad boy is HD.

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Nice try, needleman. No matter what,
I'm gonna catch my daughter.

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I don't care how much
nimsky I gotta sit through.

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I know. This is the best part, right?

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Can I get another one of these?
Thanks a lot.

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Where have you been?

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That's a weird question. "Where have?"
I've been a lot of places.

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Mexico, Carlsbad Caverns,
Yellowstone park, New Orleans.

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Once I went to, grand Island in
Nebraska to see my grandmother.

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It wasn't grand and it wasn't an island.
It's a crazy state.

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OK, you gotta lay off these things.
All right? You have just barely made it.

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You're on in 5, 4, 3...

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2, all right.

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Hey, everybody.
Welcome to the score with Gary Brooks.

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Brought to you by
Adrena Power Energy Drink.

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Yeah! This thing makes cocaine
look like baby aspirin.

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That's not their official
slogan or anything. Yet.

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Yet! That's not their official slogan.

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These things are amazing.
I had like 20 of 'em today.

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I feel like I got a cheetah
tail growing out of my ass.

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Argh! You hungry!

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Thanks, once again,
to my friends Adrena Power.

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Adrena Power.
Drink it or get the hell outta my way.

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That is not their official slogan either
by the way, my name is Gary Brooks.

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This is the score.
I'm done.

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Nice. That show was unbelievable.

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I have never heard somebody say
so many words in so little time.

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- I was talking fast?
- Were you talking fast?

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You named every major
league player in 28 seconds.

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I did. I almost got tripped up
on nomar Garciaparra,

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but I just plowed through it.

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OK, but why don't you
come down and relax?

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- Just take a second, OK?
- OK. Hey, why are you talking so slow?

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Grab a table and chill, OK?

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I'm gonna hang with John Stamos
for a while? He's got a V.I.P. Table.

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Well, actually, it's just a table
with John Stamos sitting at it, but.

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Who cares, man?
I'm partyin' with uncle Jesse!

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Brooks, you sounded great.

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Right.
Why are you talking so slow?

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I was listening with all the executives,
who made me do a shot of vodka

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every time you said
"Adrena Power" on the air.

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I don't know how many
times you said it, but!

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There's a chance
I'm engaged to one of them.

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Hey! You wanna dance?
Hey, let's dance.

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This'll be good.
I love this song.

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Hey, you know, you're Kinda fun, Brooks.

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I've been wanting to tell you.
Now, I'm sorry I'm so uptight at work.

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I'm really not like that.
You know, I'm actually Kinda fun.

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Just under a lot of pressure, you know?

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Yeah, tell me about it.
I know all about pressure.

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Hey, that's a great shirt.

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You know they sell
Calvin Klein at costco?

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I did it all today.
I did it all.

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I went to the orchestra.

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I went to the swim meet.
I painted. I did my little radio job.

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I'm mister do it all,
big winner radio, fun time dance man.

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- What? I can't hear you.
- I said,

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I did it all. I can do it all.
Like, I feel like i'm invulnerable.

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I can do anything,
except, all of a sudden,

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I have this pain in my chest.

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- What?
- I don't know.

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I don't feel so good. My heart's
pounding. I can hear it in my ears.

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I gotta stay sitting down.
Is it hot and dark in here?

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But I don't know. It's hard to tell
because it's hot and dark in here.

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Is it especially hot and dark in here?

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- I don't know.
- I can't catch my breath.

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Call 9-1. Go ahead.
Call 9-1.

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- Call 9-1.
- I don't have my phone.

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- Do you do you have your Blackberry?
- I got my Blackberry.

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I'll call 9-1-1 myself.

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Hello, Luther?

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Call 9-1.

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I'm gonna pass on the sofa sleeper.

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I'm in hell!

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What did I do wrong in my life?
Why did I wind up in hell?

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Gary, you're OK. You're in the hospital.
But thank you for that reaction.

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I'm glad I got out of bed and ran
across town to be here for you.

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What happened?
Did I have a heart attack?

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It wasn't a heart attack.
Hi, I'm Dr. Greenberg.

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- Greenberg?
- Adopted.

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Well, the good news is
you're going to be OK.

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The bad news...
Well, should we excuse everyone?

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They're gonna find out anyway.
Might as well just tell 'em now.

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Well, you didn't have a heart attack.
You had an anxiety attack.

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That's embarrassing.

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- Followed by some pretty severe gas.
- Dude.

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It's OK. It's all right, Curtis.
At least that's the worst of it, right?

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There was also explosive diarrhea.

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All right.

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For the record,
I did offer to clear the room?

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At least now, I gotta be honest with you
I feel pretty relaxed and comfortable.

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That'll be the valium.

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Doctor, what do you think
brought all this on?

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Well, from what we could tell
from your urine sample,

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which, by the way,
was the largest I've ever seen, yeah!

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It seems you consumed a massive amount

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of caffeine, taurine,
glucosamine and vitamin b12.

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That'd be the Adrena Power.

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Those energy drinks
really make the heart race,

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and if you're already feeling
stressed or rundown,

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there's your anxiety attack right there.

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I'll be back in a minute.

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Well, I guess I can't do everything.

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Gary, I have a proposal that might
help if you're willing to hear it.

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If it involves switching up the custody
arrangement, just forget it, OK?

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I don't care if I gotta walk around
holding an oxygen tank and

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be hooked up to Adrena Power i V,
i'm not switching any of the days.

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I'm keeping all
my time with my children.

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I just brought that up
'cause I was trying to help.

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You have to get past the idea
that everything I say is a threat.

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Or else what?

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Please, just,
can you forget the custody thing?

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All right, what I'm proposing is this.

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What if I take over some of
the managing of the paint business?

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What? You'd be my boss?

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Oh, my God!

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00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:42,959
No. Sorry. That was me. I was
just fiddling with the buttons here.

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I think my company makes these.

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00:16:46,151 --> 00:16:47,577
No, Gary, not your boss.

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Just, you know,
help out however I could.

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Dispatching the crews, picking
up the supplies, whatever you think.

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I don't think you understand how that
painting company has defined my life,

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from the first time I picked
out that wreck of a van,

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to hiring crews, half of the time,
they don't even show up,

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breathing fumes all day, every day,

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having customers that are never happy,
always yelling at me.

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The paint that never comes out. You know
what? Actually, you can have it.

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- You're welcome, Gary.
- All right.

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You know what? I'm pretty tired.
Can you guys get out of the room...

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00:17:17,361 --> 00:17:19,463
Everybody, clear out.
My boy needs some space in here?

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Curtis, could you...
You, too. Please?

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00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:25,117
I'm the one had to pull his pants off.

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- I just wanted to have a...
- yeah. Go ahead.

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Yeah. I don't mind.

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00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:43,113
Hey, that was,
that was really fun

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- tonight.
- Yeah, I had fun.

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- Up until the point where you...
- Yes, I yeah, I know.

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I'm glad you're OK.

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00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:53,988
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

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00:18:01,136 --> 00:18:02,183
She's cute.

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00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:03,538
I know.

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- She's young.
- I know.

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00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:10,517
You had explosive
diarrhea in front of her.

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00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:13,365
I know.

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00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,566
You OK? You really had me worried.

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00:18:19,649 --> 00:18:21,976
I'm OK. I just feel like an idiot,
you know?

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00:18:22,641 --> 00:18:25,057
I have to make sure, no matter
what happens, I put the kids first.

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00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,550
No matter what, the kids come first.
Like they always have. That's all.

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00:18:29,035 --> 00:18:30,028
I know.

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00:18:30,255 --> 00:18:32,569
All right,
I'm gonna let you get some rest, OK?

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00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:43,595
Look, I know we don't, you know,
do this together anymore, but...

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I can't do it alone without you.

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00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:50,698
I know.
Me neither.

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Allison, wait.
What's Allison?

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00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:57,923
What's this button do?

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Allie.
You never told.

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Hello, happy.

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00:19:18,351 --> 00:19:21,792
OK, Mr. Deacons, we'll have a paint
crew out there at 8:00 am. On wednesday.

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00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:24,253
All right. Yeah, I gotta run.
I got another call. OK.

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00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:27,449
Hello?
Hi, Mrs. Anderson.

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00:19:27,532 --> 00:19:31,421
Yeah, listen, the paint crew said
they accidentally fell into the pool.

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00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:35,777
I can't really explain the beach ball.

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00:19:36,861 --> 00:19:38,590
Can you help me
with a few of these calls?

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Jeez, al, I'm Kinda busy now
watching sports, you know?

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00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:44,448
I have to for my radio gig.
Hey, get me another beer.

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00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:47,999
It's good for my anxiety.
That's what dr. Greenberg said.

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00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:51,576
Mrs. Anderson? That's just the schedule.
I can't really do anything about that.

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00:19:51,953 --> 00:19:55,407
Yeah, I know it's repetitive,
but that's the music they like.

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