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It's pretty great having Andy
working in the building.
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The guy is so much fun.
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His new thing...
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Piggyback rides.
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Anytime you want.
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Piggyback! Piggyback!
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Move!
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Piggyback. Bam!
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Giddyup!
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Councilman Howser.
Hello.
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- Hello.
- Did you get my proposal
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for the possible re-zoning
of lot 48?
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I have been busy.
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But I think it would be a really great
thing for the neighborhood.
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I don't doubt it, but it's really
a question of resource allocation.
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I completely understand that.
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But we know
that if we want to find the money,
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we can.
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I'm running late.
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I'll walk with you.
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See, the thing is,
when we allocate money for Parks...
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- Feygnasse Team -
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. :: La Fabrique ::.
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Épisode 210
Hunting Trip
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mpm
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lestat78
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Just a reminder,
tomorrow's a half day.
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Jerry, Mark, and I have to conduct
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the annual trail survey
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at Slippery Elm Park.
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I had the trail survey hats made
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to commemorate the trip.
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Nice, Jerry.
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And if you have
any questions about the details,
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feel free to shoot me an email.
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The only trails
he's gonna be surveying
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are trails of lies and deception.
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Ron has a special deal
with the park rangers.
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Every November,
they let him use their cabin,
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so he can go on a secret hunting trip
with all the guys in the office.
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Not all the guys.
He's never taken me.
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Fine, all the men.
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Ron, let's cut the bull.
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I want me, Tom, and all the other ladies
included on your hunting trip.
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Hunting trip?
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We're doing a trail survey, Leslie.
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You're literally listening
to turkey calls.
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Is this not rap?
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- Come on.
- All right, look.
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It's not just a hunting trip.
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It's a tradition.
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I am really good at hunting.
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And I'm even better
at being one of the guys.
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It's a work event,
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so, legally,
I can't stop you from coming.
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This is gonna be so fun!
I'll bring s'mores.
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And just like that,
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the one tiny aspect of government
I enjoyed
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was clubbed to death before my eyes.
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April, I need you
to do something for me.
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I'm going hunting tomorrow,
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so call the State Parks Office
and get verbal confirmation
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that our budget documentation is in.
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Can I tell you
the 16 tracking number,
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or do you want me to write it down?
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- Can you handle this?
- You want me to dial a number,
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and then read another number
out loud?
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Can you handle this?
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Well, try. Okay?
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And if you do it,
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I will name the first turkey I shoot
after you.
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Cool.
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Ann, ready to bag some birds?
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No, but I am ready
to relax by the fire
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and get my real simple magazine on.
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If you change your mind,
you are now officially
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a licensed Indiana hunter.
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Gross.
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Hello, you have reached
the Indiana State Parks Department.
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Your call is very important to us.
Please stay on the line.
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- Here we go.
- Here we are.
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There's Ron.
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It's pretty!
I thought it was gonna be gross.
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Holy cow.
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It is good to be back!
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Sneak attack!
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- Damn it!
- I'm the pants king!
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- Bow to me.
- Bow. I bow.
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I'm the pants queen!
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What the hell!
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Bow to the pants queen.
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When you're out with the boys,
you gotta be ready for a good pantsing.
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That's why I have suspenders
that connect my bra to my jeans.
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Ron "P. Diddy" combs.
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I have to admit,
this place is pretty tight.
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May I interest anyone in some chew?
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Nice touch.
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Let me get some of that.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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I would not have pegged you
as a user of mouth tobacco.
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I'm full of surprises, Ron.
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Man, my stomach's a little upset.
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I feel a little queasy.
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That might be the chew.
You could spit it out.
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I swallowed it.
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You're supposed to swallow it?
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All right.
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Poor little buddy.
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That's why they call it chew
and not swallow.
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- Am I right, Ron?
- Yes, you are right.
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All right, safety basics.
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Tell me why it's bad
to look down the barrel of your gun?
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Is that a trick question?
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No, Donna, don't!
Please.
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Rule number one,
do not point the weapon at a person.
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That includes your own face.
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Now, every year before we go
on our first hunt,
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we do a toast, so grab a beer.
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To the hunt.
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Hear, hear!
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And to the hunters.
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The only way to defeat the beast
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is to find the beast within.
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- Pretty good.
- Hear, hear!
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Right on!
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Ron, your toast sucked.
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The traditional toast
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is "to the hunt."
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And it is said by me.
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You all set, Mark?
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Maybe we could do mixed doubles.
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Boy/girl, boy/girl.
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You said
that we were gonna hunt together.
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I always forget because you're so pretty
you're not used to rejection.
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I have to hunt with Ron.
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- Ann, we'll go together.
- Perfect.
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I hope you're ready to discuss
some college bowl game scenarios.
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Bully.
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Can you come here?
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- What's up?
- I've been on hold for an hour.
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I really have to pee.
Can you sit here
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and just listen?
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Please? Great.
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And if they answer, can you just read
those numbers out loud?
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Now here's the female
adolescent turkey.
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Could you hear the difference?
The turkeys can.
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We do that the first time
one of us hits something.
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Cool.
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No. You missed it.
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Look, Ron, I know this weekend
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you were looking forward
to a lot of man on man on man action,
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but I wanted to say I'm very grateful
that you let me come along on this trip.
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That's fine.
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I'm just glad you didn't end up inviting
more of the motor...
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What the***?
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- What the hell? Give me some warning.
- I saw a quail.
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Sorry, man.
You snooze, you loose.
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I think this is gonna be a really good
bonding sesh for me and Ron.
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Guys love it when you can show them
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you're better than they are
at something they love.
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Check this out.
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I am on hold
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with the State Parks Department
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I am on hold
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so suck on my butt
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Nice.
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They didn't answer, obviously.
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Where is everyone?
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- Hunting trip.
- Hunting trip?
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Did Mark go?
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That's cool.
At least he's not with Ann.
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- No, Ann's there.
- God!
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How come he gets to do
all the things I want to do?
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Go hunting...
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Ann...
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Maybe a deer will eat him.
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That'd be awesome,
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but I don't think
that will happen, probably.
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You surprised that my breasts
didn't throw my aim off?
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Leslie, please.
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I don't care that you're a girl,
I just don't like change.
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I like the same place, the same people,
telling the same stories,
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and seeing who can bag
the most turkeys.
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You like hunting with the same people
because you can beat 'em.
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100 bucks says I bag
more birds than you.
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You're on.
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Let's split up.
I do it better alone.
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Yeah, you do. See?
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Just one of the guys.
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Your favorite cake
can't be birthday cake.
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That's like saying, your favorite
kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
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I love breakfast cereal.
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Look, some kind of bird. Let's kill it.
You talkin' to me, bitch?
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What were you aiming at?
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Nothin'.
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I can understand
why people like that.
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And keeping one's eyes open
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is always a good rule
of thumb around guns.
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This is such a great day.
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See, at my house I've got a wife
and three beautiful daughters.
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But this trip,
it is the one time of year
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I get to pee standing up.
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I love that sound.
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I've been shot!
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I've been shot!
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Somebody shot me in the head!
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My God!
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Over here.
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Ron, I have your hat.
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- Are you in a lot of pain?
- I was shot in the head with a shotgun!
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Ron, it's not that serious.
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I just need you to stay calm.
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I'm just gonna stay angry.
I find that relaxes me.
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Ron, we called 911,
and they're gonna send a ranger.
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Damn! This is a mess.
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The rangers won't let us
come back next year.
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We're not gonna think
about that right now.
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Can you put him on the day bed
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- in the carcass room?
- Day bed?
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Is that Donna?
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Are you okay?
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What is it, your heart?
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Are you having trouble breathing?
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Someone...
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- Here's your scotch, Ron.
- Jerry's here. Here's your scotch.
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There we go.
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Hey, you know what is great?
Ann's gonna take care of you.
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And Ann is the best nurse
in north America.
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All right.
There we go.
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- What? You okay?
- Did you... Did you shoot me?
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What?
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There was a bird kind of near me,
and I know you want to prove yourself.
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No, I swear I didn't.
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I swear to God,
I've never shot anyone.
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You better find out who it was.
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And then purchase them a coffin
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because I'm gonna rip them apart!
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Marco.
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Polo.
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How are you feeling? Are you dizzy?
Are you light-headed?
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When I look at my palm,
I see a lady's mouth
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french kissing a dog.
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Is that normal?
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The pain medication
I gave you is pretty strong.
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Donna uses it for menstrual cramps.
How many did you take?
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Seve... Eight.
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But I washed 'em down
with plenty of fluids.
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You cannot drink scotch with this!
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You're gonna need to purge
right now, okay?
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- No, I'm not wasting 20-year scotch.
- Can you open his mouth?
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- What?
- Open his mouth.
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- Open his mouth!
- I'm not making myself throw up.
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Ron, I'm sorry.
We have to do this.
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- This is for your own good.
- I'll bite you!
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- Open your mouth.
- Leslie, grab his moustache.
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Open your mouth.
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Get his chest up.
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- Open your mouth!
- His shoulders!
259
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:58,194
The good news
is Ron is resting comfortably.
260
00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,279
Is he okay?
Is he gonna live?
261
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,026
I think so.
262
00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:05,088
Although I am hoping
that he has some memory loss.
263
00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:07,661
On a scale of one to Chris Brown,
how pissed is he?
264
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,753
Well, he's very curious
about who shot him.
265
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,334
So if you did it,
just say "I did it".
266
00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:17,213
Come on, person who shot Ron.
267
00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:23,001
I think it's a little weird
268
00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:26,013
that nobody wants to admit
that they shot Ron in the head.
269
00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:28,098
Maybe Ron shot himself.
270
00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:30,050
He has seemed
really depressed lately.
271
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,045
He was shot in the back of the head.
272
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:35,363
- Right, he loves the back of his head.
- He would never shoot himself there.
273
00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,942
It could have been someone else.
Someone not in our group.
274
00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:40,592
You think someone is hunting us?
275
00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:42,522
Man is the most dangerous game.
276
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:43,947
To the predator.
277
00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,703
I did smell something out there,
and it wasn't human.
278
00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:48,137
That was pine trees.
279
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,733
The predator can see heat.
280
00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:51,331
We should cover ourselves in mud.
281
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:52,957
It could still be out there.
282
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,919
- Did you hear that?
- Actually, I did hear something.
283
00:13:57,088 --> 00:13:58,796
- There's someone.
- I get my gun.
284
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,048
Scare him off.
Shoot over his head.
285
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,879
What's that gonna do?
I'm gonna shoot under its head.
286
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:06,512
- Don't shoot anyone.
- What are you doing?
287
00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:08,681
Don't shoot!
288
00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:12,228
It's Craig from Reinhold Mercedes!
289
00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:14,563
Craig, I got you, dawg!
290
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,005
Don't worry, I'm comin'!
291
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:18,567
Attention, person
who shot me in the head.
292
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,976
I'm gonna find you
and I'm gonna tear you apart!
293
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,699
Bed. Now.
294
00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:31,672
That man wasn't my brother.
295
00:14:32,569 --> 00:14:33,969
He was my husband!
296
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,088
- How was that? That wasn't good?
- Yeah, you can do better.
297
00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:42,965
- Gimme another one.
- I'm pregnant...
298
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,259
With Josh Groban's baby!
299
00:14:48,837 --> 00:14:50,097
That was good.
300
00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:51,598
You do one.
301
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,520
What do you mean the squirrel...
302
00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:59,376
took the nuts out of the...
303
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,902
Out of that kid's backpack...
And ate 'em?
304
00:15:05,227 --> 00:15:07,406
You have to give me
a reason to spit.
305
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,041
To spit.
306
00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:13,746
- Don't ask me a question.
- I won't. Okay, not a question.
307
00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:17,049
I've lived in Pawnee my whole life.
308
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,239
That is a fact.
309
00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:24,534
A fact about me.
310
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,302
You have...
311
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,703
- Hey, how is he?
- He's, pretty out of it.
312
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,646
- He's talking about you in his sleep.
- Good stuff?
313
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:41,982
- How's it going out there?
- Terribly.
314
00:15:42,365 --> 00:15:45,277
No one will admit they shot Ron,
and no one saw it happen.
315
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:46,779
I know what happened.
316
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:48,697
You do?
317
00:15:50,429 --> 00:15:53,869
I heard about the accident,
and I need to know who is responsible.
318
00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,747
I don't know.
That's the problem.
319
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:57,831
I am.
320
00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,303
I shot Ron Swanson.
321
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,294
You shot my Mercedes?
322
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,613
What? No. No!
323
00:16:06,055 --> 00:16:09,236
You can follow my light?
No, not your whole head, just the eyes.
324
00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:13,848
- What month is it?
- November
325
00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:16,558
Why are you taking
the blame for this?
326
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,720
Don't worry about it.
I know what I'm doing.
327
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,495
Just go look after Ron.
328
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:25,609
So what happened?
329
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:28,283
Did you forget
to check the entire field?
330
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:31,365
I find a lot of women have
problems with tunnel vision.
331
00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,702
No, I'm an excellent hunter.
332
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,663
How did you end up
shooting a guy, then?
333
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,191
Fair enough.
334
00:16:38,316 --> 00:16:40,124
I was walking in the woods,
335
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,749
and then I tripped
and my gun went off.
336
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,969
- So you forgot to put the safety on.
- No, I always have the safety on.
337
00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:51,443
While I was tripping, I saw a quail,
338
00:16:51,568 --> 00:16:53,137
and I shot at it.
339
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,430
In mid-trip?
340
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,599
No. That's...
341
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:58,782
Okay, fine.
342
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,069
I got that tunnel vision...
343
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:03,524
That girls get.
344
00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:08,143
- That's what happened. End of story.
- I think you're hysterical
345
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,327
because of all the excitement,
obviously.
346
00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:12,865
So I'm just not following your story.
All right?
347
00:17:14,756 --> 00:17:16,982
I let my emotions
get the best of me.
348
00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:20,163
I just...
I cared too much, I guess.
349
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,083
I was thinking with my lady parts.
350
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,116
I was walking,
and I felt something icky.
351
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:28,226
I thought there was gonna be chocolate.
I don't even remember.
352
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:32,427
I'm wearing a new bra,
and it closes in the front.
353
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,761
So it popped open
and it threw me off.
354
00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:36,661
All I want to do is have babies.
355
00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:39,683
Are you single?
I'm going through a thing right now.
356
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,838
I guess when my life's incomplete,
I want to shoot someone.
357
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,463
This would not happen
if I had a penis!
358
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:47,705
What?
Bitches be crazy.
359
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,694
I'm good at tolerating pain,
360
00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:53,461
I'm bad at math, and I'm stupid.
361
00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:55,824
I wonder what they're doing.
362
00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:58,903
Probably making out
on top of a deer carcass.
363
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:00,794
Super-romantic.
364
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,334
You know, if I gave you a hickey,
it would totally make Ann jealous.
365
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,229
I don't know, I think that would...
That's pretty gross.
366
00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:12,854
Seems kind of weird.
367
00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:16,762
What's weird about one friend sucking
on another friend's neck?
368
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:22,143
When you put it that way,
it doesn't sound that weird at all.
369
00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:25,520
Yeah, it's not. I gave my gay
boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey,
370
00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:27,981
and it totally made
my gay boyfriend jealous.
371
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,519
Really?
372
00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:32,921
All right...
373
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:34,831
awesome, I'm in.
374
00:18:34,956 --> 00:18:36,626
I'm gonna go sterilize my neck.
375
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:43,338
What?
376
00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:46,300
You know, Leslie,
the Super Bowl's in a couple months.
377
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,357
I usually watch it with my brothers.
378
00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:51,792
Maybe you could come by at halftime
and shoot me in the head.
379
00:18:52,727 --> 00:18:55,597
Ron, I'm really sorry
that I ruined your weekend.
380
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:59,539
Or perhaps next time I'm enjoying
some alone time in the men's restroom,
381
00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:02,474
you could invite yourself into my stall
and shoot me in the head.
382
00:19:03,783 --> 00:19:06,354
Look, if there's anything I can do
to make it up to you...
383
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,512
Sure.
How 'bout you shoot me in the head?
384
00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,148
Wait, you already did that!
385
00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:14,817
Hey, Tom, can I talk to you
for a second?
386
00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,407
Hold on.
This is amazing.
387
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,638
Now. I need to talk to you now.
388
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,256
Are we finally gonna do this?
389
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,299
I saw you shoot Ron.
390
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:28,980
Okay, Leslie covered for you,
391
00:19:29,105 --> 00:19:32,295
but I won'tlet her take more crap
from Ron on your sorry-ass behalf.
392
00:19:32,849 --> 00:19:36,345
Okay, for the record, I was gonna
come forward, and I'll do it right now.
393
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:39,012
But afterwards can we come back here
and talk about us?
394
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,518
Maybe the next time I'm at the doctor's
office getting my prostate examined,
395
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,765
you could come by
and shoot me in the head.
396
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,311
Excuse me, everyone.
397
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,564
Ron, I have something to say.
398
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,879
Hang on a minute.
I'm not done berating Leslie.
399
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,693
It wasn't Leslie's fault.
400
00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:58,988
She was covering for me
because I didn't have a hunting license.
401
00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,826
- I was the one who shot you.
- You didn't get a license?
402
00:20:03,426 --> 00:20:05,829
What kind of moron
doesn't get a license?
403
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,106
That's reckless endangerment,
my son.
404
00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:10,564
That's a $25,000 fine, minimum.
405
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,169
And probably jail time.
406
00:20:12,598 --> 00:20:14,463
But she covered for me,
407
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:16,032
and I'm in the clear.
408
00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,307
That's right.
409
00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:20,553
She kept her mouth shut,
and now you're in the clear.
410
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,803
- You know, I couldn't let...
- I know.
411
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,150
You did good.
412
00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:30,103
You're a real stand-up guy.
413
00:20:31,302 --> 00:20:32,814
I'm sorry I lost my temper.
414
00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:36,122
It was because I was shot
in the head by a moron.
415
00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:37,527
Dude, Ron, I'm so sorry.
416
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,732
Apology not accepted, moron.
417
00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:45,160
Pants king.
418
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,120
Pants queen.
419
00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:02,758
The turkeys are great.
420
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,167
Welcome back, Ron.
421
00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:11,961
"Welcome back, Ron."
422
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:15,572
That's terrific.
Thanks, you guys.
423
00:21:16,372 --> 00:21:17,372
Let's eat!
424
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,070
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